Excerpt from a Tech Presentation Somewhere in my Head Where the Microphone Only Picked Up the Speaker But Not the Audience
…alright so that shows you all the different ways a
Warbulator can use the
endipidate method. Now let’s move on to another concept regarding how to manage all that complexity.
As you see on this slide, we usually have exactly one
Hitler instance. This instance has access to a number of je— … yes, is there a question?
No no, it has to be named
Why? Well, obviously because that nomenclature exactly describes the concept of one class managing multiple other classes. There’s just no other way to easily— yes, you in the back?
Of course I could NOT just call it a
Manager. The class name
Hitler has a long history in our project and to change it now just because a few sissies are whining is completely out of the que— do you have a comment, person in row 3?
Oh that’s just GREAT! Just because apparently there was some guy or some thing in history that I didn’t even THINK about when creating the project, now I should change my project? Do you even know how much work that would be? The finds? The replaces? The commits? And anyway, history is in the past, and we’re not affected by it, because we’re modern and ANYWAY THIS DISCUSSION IS JUST COMPLETE HIPPIE BULLSHIT!
You know what?! If you don’t like the
Hitler class, you can just— oh, you forked it? Don’t tell me you also changed the— what? You’re just using another library?
You know what? Fuck you! People like you with your niceness and your respect for other people are what’s destroying open source anyway. And I’m changing my license that only I can change the project’s source code anyway! Fucking Hippies!