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Parentales Advisorium: Kranke Flüche und so. Not safe for work. Or school. Or home either. :)

Ich mach das ja nicht oft, aber ich muss jetzt mal für ein verdammt cooles Blog werben: bynkii (”The reason god invented the middle finger”) ist wohl einer der krassesten Geek-Blogger da draußen. Wo andere sensibel abwägen, sich in den anderen Standpunkt versetzen und generell zu keinem rechten Fazit kommen, überschüttet der Typ einfach alles und jeden mit den übelsten Flüchen, und es ist absolut zum totlachen! Kostprobe gefällig?

There are two major choices on Mac OS X and they both suck rancid, gangrenous donkey cock:

Safari…nice UI, follows OS conventions, but SSL is as random as a psychotic cat. Will it work? Will it fail? Will it work part of the way through? Who fucking knows, it’s Safari, and you have to guess what it will do. Got animated ads? Watch Safari lose its fucking mind and try to eat all your CPU. Javascript? Shit, that’s russian roulette with three bullets there. And a plugged barrel. Safari’s fast, except when it’s off in SCROD land. Here’s a hint, oh mighty Safari team…if it’s fucking spinning that fucking colorwheel of fucking doom, it’s NOT FAST, BECAUSE I CAN’T USE THE FUCKING THING. HOW ABOUT IT NOT LOSE IT’S FUCKING MIND 9087520349587 TIMES A FUCKING DAY! COULD YOU MAYBE PUT “DOESN’T LOSE IT’S FUCKING MIND” ON THE TOP OF THE LIST OF GOALS FOR SAFARI?? MAYBE?? Oh, and the dumbest, and I do mean dumbest fucking autocomplete that ever was. Holy shit, it autocompletes on PASTE ops, and if you go PASTE-ENTER, well, hope you wanted some fucking autocomplete, because by god, you’re going to fucking get it. Jesus, do the people writing this code actually use the fucking thing, or do they only use bookmarks chosen by Steve?

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